No, really... It's a word.

Erik wrote this as a comment to my last posting:

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
We want UPDATES!
C'mon, it's been over a week... ramble damn you!
[end rant]
Sunday, November 20, 2005 4:53:58 PM

It was posted under the name "Mugwug."
Mugwug is, in fact, Erik. (His secret is out.) Here's something else that Erik wrote recently...

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Zombocalypse.

This book contains reviews of more zombie movies than you thought existed. Being a Zombie Hunter himself, Erik is uniquely qualified to judge these movies, and he does, with his usual sharp wit.

The book is available at Lulu.com, just like so many of my books.

Yet (and here's the bit that irks me) he has sold more books than me and he's only got the one. You see, there's a whole Zombie Hunter community that's buying his book because, well, basically, because it's about zombies. They're just like that.

Now some of, and you know who you are, have bought some of my books and I'm grateful. Thank you. However, there are others of you, and you probably know who you are, who haven't bought any of my books, even though some of your achievements are actually mentioned, by name, in the books. Keep this up and I may just write a book listing some of your other achievements. You know, the ones you don't want your mother to know about. I'm not above doctoring photos, too.

So, to recap...
Zombie movie book: lot's o' fun.
My books: even mo' fun.
You should: buy m'books. Now.

You think I should work on my sales pitch?

tga

p.s. The spell checker wanted to change Mugwug to mucus. I said "No. Leave that to the witches."